
No New Jeffs
Suddenly we're all relics from a different era.
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I Could Do Without The DisclaimersI was talking with someone recently who seemed genuinely distressed by the fact that he was about to turn 26. I gave him my standard response to such nonsense: I rolled my eyes dismissively and said, “Oh please. I have tube socks older than you.” People seem to love that.