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Turning Each Other Into Cartoon Characters
A few days ago I found myself spelunking the internet’s anus again, scrolling through the expertly curated “news” articles our Google overlords sent to…
Mar 3
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I Didn't Know What The Fork To Do
I’ve reached a point in my life where things are relatively settled. I don’t, on a regular basis, have too many monumental decisions to make. It’s…
Feb 3
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I Could Do Without The Disclaimers
I was talking with someone recently who seemed genuinely distressed by the fact that he was about to turn 26. I gave him my standard response to such…
Jan 2
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I Sometimes Have A Hard Time Holding Back The Codger
At work I was recently asked, in front of a bunch of people, about my first car. Everybody was younger, of course; I’m almost always the oldest person…
Nov 3, 2022
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Controversial: Not Everything Was Better When We Were Young
It feels like most people in my approximate age group (old) believe things were much, much better when they were young. I’ve made that claim too…
Oct 1, 2022
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The Decade of Doom?
My wife Toney and I have been together for about 30 years now and I recall a conversation she and I had during the earliest days of our relationship. It…
Sep 2, 2022
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Surviving The Two-Week Notice Syndrome
Have you ever worked out a notice at a job? It’s excruciating. You’re excited about the next chapter of your life and have romantic visions of how much…
Aug 1, 2022
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Even Old TV Shows Stress Me Out Now
A few years ago, while powering through every episode of The Fugitive, I found myself obsessively checking the IMDB pages of actors from the program who…
Jul 1, 2022
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