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Turning Each Other Into Cartoon Characters
A few days ago I found myself spelunking the internet’s anus again, scrolling through the expertly curated “news” articles our Google overlords sent to…
Mar 3, 2023
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Turning Each Other Into Cartoon Characters
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February 2023
I Didn't Know What The Fork To Do
I’ve reached a point in my life where things are relatively settled. I don’t, on a regular basis, have too many monumental decisions to make. It’s…
Feb 3, 2023
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I Didn't Know What The Fork To Do
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January 2023
I Could Do Without The Disclaimers
I was talking with someone recently who seemed genuinely distressed by the fact that he was about to turn 26. I gave him my standard response to such…
Jan 2, 2023
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I Could Do Without The Disclaimers
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November 2022
I Sometimes Have A Hard Time Holding Back The Codger
At work I was recently asked, in front of a bunch of people, about my first car. Everybody was younger, of course; I’m almost always the oldest person…
Nov 3, 2022
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I Sometimes Have A Hard Time Holding Back The Codger
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October 2022
Controversial: Not Everything Was Better When We Were Young
It feels like most people in my approximate age group (old) believe things were much, much better when they were young. I’ve made that claim too…
Oct 1, 2022
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Jeff Kay
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Controversial: Not Everything Was Better When We Were Young
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September 2022
The Decade of Doom?
My wife Toney and I have been together for about 30 years now and I recall a conversation she and I had during the earliest days of our relationship. It…
Sep 2, 2022
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Jeff Kay
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The Decade of Doom?
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August 2022
Surviving The Two-Week Notice Syndrome
Have you ever worked out a notice at a job? It’s excruciating. You’re excited about the next chapter of your life and have romantic visions of how much…
Aug 1, 2022
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Jeff Kay
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Surviving The Two-Week Notice Syndrome
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July 2022
Even Old TV Shows Stress Me Out Now
A few years ago, while powering through every episode of The Fugitive, I found myself obsessively checking the IMDB pages of actors from the program who…
Jul 1, 2022
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Even Old TV Shows Stress Me Out Now
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June 2022
We Have No Additional Questions
I recently received an email that opened this way: SiriusXM is conducting a survey about your listening habits. The survey will only take 10 minutes or…
Jun 1, 2022
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May 2022
The Way Old Folks Operate
When I was a kid my grandfather Kay would eat a sensible meat and potatoes dinner at exactly 5 pm and go to bed right after Walter Cronkite went off, at…
May 1, 2022
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April 2022
This Is How It Begins, And I’m Obviously Not Prepared
I don’t go to the doctor very often, because I’m afraid of them. Every time my wife badgers me into making an appointment I’m convinced they’ll discover…
Apr 1, 2022
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This Is How It Begins, And I’m Obviously Not Prepared
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March 2022
History Begins When You're 12 (And Ends When You're 35)
I generally try to be fair, but not always. Sometimes I just want to go off on an unhinged rant and say the most outlandish things. It’s great fun. The…
Mar 1, 2022
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History Begins When You're 12 (And Ends When You're 35)
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